Curse

AidinSwiftarrow · Jul 16, 2008, 02:52 AM // 02:52

It's like, you failed at suicide...TWICE. That's pathetic. HAHA, I lol'd!

Tyla · Jul 17, 2008, 01:55 AM // 01:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerwyn Nasilan

Am I the only person who has "Hot Fuzz" the movie, come to mind when reading this?

No, you aren't.

Hot Fuzz = AWESOME!

Anyway, this freaks me out.

RavagerOfDreams · Jul 17, 2008, 04:00 AM // 04:00

Is Detective Arkantos on the case?

fenix · Jul 17, 2008, 05:05 AM // 05:05

Failtective Failkantos isn't on ANY case.

kazi_saki · Jul 17, 2008, 05:42 AM // 05:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBC

"There's nothing suspicious about the death. It was in his flat on Bodmin Road.

"The place is all due to be redeveloped. He was the last resident left there. He lived there alone."

He was the last resident left....so they couldn't redevelop the site without him leaving the place right? Not suspicious at all...
Its time for Detective Shiro Tagachi! He solves all crimes with his faithful dog Chuck Norris!

Kerwyn Nasilan · Jul 17, 2008, 06:16 AM // 06:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyla

No, you aren't.

Hot Fuzz = AWESOME!

Anyway, this freaks me out.

Very True
12charsstupidbbqfishpancake

Divinitys Creature · Jul 22, 2008, 08:28 PM // 20:28

I wonder how suspicious it would be if a cop was the victim...

Earth · Jul 22, 2008, 09:45 PM // 21:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature

I wonder how suspicious it would be if a cop was the victim...

They'd be all over the town looking for the "killer".

This is just retarded. When someone's found with his head severed by a chainsaw, don't you ATLEAST LOOK FOR RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING FINGERPRINTS?

Jesus.